Is your trainer preening, prancing, peacocking, or peahening when they should be training you?

Some of these fake, narcissistic trainers have their heads so far up their asses, I'm shocked more haven't died from suffocation. They walk around in the gym trying to find any mirror they can flex in, or really anything that will produce a reflection of themselves, no matter how distorted.

It's obvious to me the reflection of the mirror is not congruent with how these morons really look, otherwise they would cover the fuck up, like from head to toe cover-up. Now, if all of this isn't disgusting enough, they're doing this while training their clients who are paying them a shitload of money.

To an extent, it's rather hysterical and somewhat entertaining watching them prance in the gym like an Arabian show horse, or stomping around like a silver back gorilla. Fucking hilarious I say. However, if only these prancing idiots knew they are delusional and looked more like a dwarf miniature horse, or pygmy marmoset, which is the smallest monkey in the world, they might want to reconsider. Probably not!!

This rant I'm having may seem like an exaggeration of sorts, but rest assured it's not. Don't get me wrong, I don't have a real issue with the preeners, prancers, peacocks and peahens, unless it's at the expense of the client, and so many times sadly it is. So, bottom line, if you're an aspiring trainer, or one who is not too far gone because of being terminally delusional, there is still hope, straighten your shit out. If you're the client in a toxic relationship be aware and don't hesitate to confront your trainer, or find someone else. 

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Best, The Truth Talker (Leo Costa Jr)