When did the gym become a fucking dog kennel?

Let's be clear, I love dogs, but in a gym? Okay, if it's a legit service dog, beautiful, otherwise why? Every time I think I've seen it all, I get surprised. So, I'm sitting on a bike doing cardio at a popular, well known gym whose tag line is serious fitness. I then see someone who is a well-known bodybuilder walk across the gym going to another piece of equipment to lift some serious weight, so I thought, but they have their dog with them. What? Is the dog a training partner, or some kind of a dog life coach? 

In today's society it wouldn't surprise me if the dog was a life coach. People believe all kinds of stupid shit fake trainers spew on Google on fake health and fitness news. So, a dog life coach is not that big of a stretch now is it. WTH, isn't that why they have dog parks or beaches to walk on?

Listen up boys and girls, a gym is a place for some serious ass workouts, not to be babysat by a dog life coach. Are you so insecure or panic stricken you can't possibly put on your big boy or girl workout tights and do the gym thing solo or with a human training partner?

This new training culture in the gym has become seriously pathetic and absurd beyond belief. The way things are going, I'm going to need a shrink because I'm getting panicked. Where in Sam hill am I supposed to go train without having to compete with dog life coaches? I'm just saying! 

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